Yet More Hidden Books
Here's where all the hidden books are...
- Colonel Custard asked his student Levi to repeat the
names of the music scale . Levi answered, "Do, Re,
Mi, Fa, So, La..." Levi stopped and frowned.
"What comes next, Levi? Ti," Custard
said, after no answer was forthcoming.
- My friend Jud gestures wildly
while he talks.
- The rude Ute warrior's name was Ronald, but everyone just
called him Rude Ute Ron. "O my,"
I said, when he burped out loud at the peace talks.
- Each elevator in the Math building was named after a
greek letter. "Interesting," I thought, as I
finished my chips and salsa. "Mu elevator
going up", the attendant announced.
- Ask Naaman if chronic lesions are
very hard to get rid of.
- The garment I created was beautiful, and had just one
hem. I, a hemstress of the first rank, was
proud.
- He was a grammar expert, a real pro. Verbs
were his specialty.(proverbs)
- Her name was Jennifer Eccles. I, as testy
as I could be, told her that I expected her to be on time
for work from now on.
- Windows NT remained popular for over 500 years, despite
not working well during ion storms. Our chief engineer,
Scotty, disgustedly said during one particularly bad ion
storm, "That lame NT at ion storms
is useless."
- The Queen was knighting Joe Bezek for bravery. She said,
"Mr. Bezek, I elevate you to
the Royal Order of the Empire."
- I asked Tatsazuki how he destroyed Rodan.
"I electrocuted him," he replied.
- Hey, hey, ho, ho, sea sailors
like to row. (hosea)
- Whenever my kids exhibit bad manners at a meal, I let
them know my displeasure by clearing my throat with a
loud "Ahem." Sometimes they are so
bad, I ahem ten or twenty times at a single
meal.
- I asked Wes if he still had his banjo.
"Nah," came the reply, "I
sold it."
- Elvis suddenly appeared and grabbed the mic a
half hour after the scheduled starting time.
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